Don't be a goofball, listen up! These crooked bastards are tryin' to rip you off. They'll sweet talk you into it then leave you high and dry with nothin' but an empty account.

Be careful out there, buddy, 'cause these scams are gettin' more outta control every day. You gotta be watchful or they'll take your hard-earned cash.

Stay smart

Take outta here with your garbage, ya piece of muck!

You think you can just fling this spam on me? I'm not buying that pile of lies. Get lost, ya wretch.

For real, I don't have time for your nonsense. Disappear before I do things up a notch. You've been warned

Scammer Alert: These motherbastards are after your cash!

Listen up, you bunch of morons, because these crooks are out to scam. They're like {wolves in sheep's clothing|cockroaches|vultures|, always lurking and ready to take advantage of innocent marks. They'll manipulate, promising you the website world{, only to leave you with nothing but a hole in your pocket. Don't be a pawn; keep your eyes open and don't fall for their tricks.

• Be wary of unsolicited calls or emails asking for personal information.{Avoid clicking on links from unknown sources.
• Do your research before investing in anything.Never give out your bank account or credit card details to anyone you don't trust.
• {Report any suspicious activity to the authorities immediately.Keep yourself informed about common scams and how to avoid them.

Stay away from this junk, it's a straight-up fraud!

This whole thing is bogus. Don't be taken in by their tricks. They're just trying to steal your money. It's a {totalcon job. You've been put on notice.

Spam Overload: This inbox is a goddamn wasteland!

I promise you, my inbox is a total mess. It's like a spammy apocalypse out there! Every single email I get is some suspicious scheme. I just want to shred it all and start fresh, but the spam keeps pouring out of the sky. It's exhausting!

• Seriously, who even subscribes to these things?!
• Do they think I have time for this crap?
• My inbox should be a place of productivity, not spam-induced madness!

Blast the heck out of my presence, you digital pest!

Seriously, ditch off! You're a vile little program of junk. I'm trying to do my day, and you're just getting in the way. Find another victim to infest.